i asked for ice cream not a sword
ah yes the blade which I am destined to wield
This is the ice cream that will pierce the heavens?
I just … I’m really finding it difficult to contain all of my want for this.
I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS STILL GOING WHY OMG ALL I DID WAS POINT OUT IT LOOKED LIKE A SWORD WHY
How can I not reblog this!?
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY
AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this